Kendall-Whittier Lottery Pool: No Winning Numbers Tonight

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

No Winning Numbers Tonight

We blanked on the lottery numbers tonight. Bummer. Hopefully we'll get to play again next Wednesday. Watch this space for updates. Pool financials are up to date and represent who is paid for the next drawing. Note a few of you have zero balances after that drawing next Wednesday. Good luck to us all! John

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Anonymous said...: Good for people to know.; 5:03 PM

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Powerball Joke

A guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the chapel and begins to pray...........

"God, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lottery".

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Jacob goes back to the chapel. "God, please let me win the lottery, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lottery night comes and Jacob still has no luck!!

Back to the chapel. "God, Are you listening to me?? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help often and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order???".

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Jacob is confronted by the voice of GOD himself: "JACOB, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE... BUY A TICKET!!".