Kendall-Whittier Lottery Pool: Nobody Wins Big Saturday, Pool is IN for Wednesday.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Nobody Wins Big Saturday, Pool is IN for Wednesday.

Nobody won the jackpot this weekend which now climbs to $36 million. The pool is in for the drawing this Wednesday, April 18th. Banked balances and payments under the "Pool Financials" link to the right are up to date as of Monday morning. All participation funds are due Wednesday before we leave school. Good luck to us all! Jackpot John

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Powerball Joke

A guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the chapel and begins to pray...........

"God, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lottery".

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Jacob goes back to the chapel. "God, please let me win the lottery, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lottery night comes and Jacob still has no luck!!

Back to the chapel. "God, Are you listening to me?? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help often and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order???".

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Jacob is confronted by the voice of GOD himself: "JACOB, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE... BUY A TICKET!!".